Tennessee coach Derek Dooley responded to the latest in an outbreak of staph infections  Wednesday with an impromptu clinic on "proper shower discipline" for the entire locker room:

"We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I've ever been around. So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I'm hoping we show some improvement in that."

How are the Vols supposed to beat the Ducks when they can't even properly wield a bar of soap.. That near two touchdown spread is looking a little better to me now.